Bachelor Tips From
Barry Onmione
The kitchen in your apartment can become a frightening area. Dishes build
up in the sink, and you run out of clean cutlery before you even know
it.
I can offer you a
few tips on managing your dishloads.
First, paper plates
can offer a solution for reducing clutter around the kitchen. That seems
like the obvious choice, right?
Perhaps, but that
isn't the only answer. There is that initial expense of buying the paper
or plastic plates, and there is the matter of cutlery, disposable or otherwise.
Those few dollars could mean the difference between eating frozen burritos
or fresh ones at the end of the month. Fast food restaurants offer a variety
of "free" utensils, but even then there are limits.
Did you consider
just having one plate, or even a large tupperware container? Even a plastic
ice-cream bucket would suffice. The convenience it will present you while
you are in front of the TV watching Hogan's Heroes repeats will be considerable.
Spillage, always a factor, can be eliminated, as a large container can
be placed on your enormous gut or right underneath your chin.
You may dispense with
wasting the extra napkins you grabbed from Burger King and save them for
more formal occasions. Or another alternative may be to dine shirtless
to avoid potential stainage to your wardrobe. Anything that reduces the
need to do laundry is a plus.
Another good
tip is to re-use styrofoam sandwich containers, tin pie-plates, or pasta
packages. Pizza boxes are also excellent. These are easily disposable,
but they may lead to excessive trash, which is always frowned upon. Garbage
removal is another unnecessary task--one that I will address in a future
article.
When it comes
to cutlery, again take a minimalist approach. Fewer utensils means fewer
dishes. Even if you are preparing an extravagant meal of chicken breasts
and french fries, you can always reuse the same knife you used in meal
preparation. just run it under the tap for a few seconds, or just wipe
it on your sweatpants. Also, any food that can be eaten with your hands
is a bonus--once again fewer dishes to wash later.
Well, I earnestly
hope that this chicken nugget of bachelor wisdom benefits you, the single
guy or gal. Don't give in to society! Stay single, and peace be with you.
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