Barry knows what it's like to spend a week eating nothing but Eggo waffles and soda crackers. He's gone for weeks at a time without proper toilet paper, and he knows how to make his money last.
Barry's column, "Ask Barry", is just his way of giving back to the bachelors, the starving students, and the budget-conscious singles.
Hopefully, Barry's wisdom can help make your bachelor life a little bit more bearable.
Messy In Minneapolis
Written by Barry
Dear Barry:
I'm living in a one bedroom apartment, and my parents want to come by to visit this weekend. My place is a total wreck. What should I do?
Messy In Minneapolis
Dear Messy,
Often, a visit from the family can be a stressful experience. Children who have left the nest want to show their parents that they are independent and can take of themselves. Well...screw that nonsense. This will be your lucky weekend!
You know for certain that mom will see your mess, and shake her head in disapproval--right before she sets to work cleaning your entire apartment! And while she's turning your sty into a liveable environment, dad will probably slip you a few extra bucks as long as you "don't tell your mom."
Don't sweat it! You should invite them over more often.
Barry knows what it's like to spend a week eating nothing but Eggo waffles and soda crackers. He's gone for weeks at a time without proper toilet paper, and he knows how to make his money last.
