I'm living in a one bedroom apartment, and my parents want to come by to visit this weekend. My place is a total wreck. What should I do?
Messy In Minneapolis
Dear Messy,
Often, a visit from the family can be a stressful experience. Children who have left the nest want to show their parents that they are independent and can take of themselves. Well...screw that nonsense. This will be your lucky weekend!
You know for certain that mom will see your mess, and shake her head in disapproval--right before she sets to work cleaning your entire apartment! And while she's turning your sty into a liveable environment, dad will probably slip you a few extra bucks as long as you "don't tell your mom."
Don't sweat it! You should invite them over more often.
Bachelop Tips 
