Barry knows what it's like to spend a week eating nothing but Eggo waffles and soda crackers. He's gone for weeks at a time without proper toilet paper, and he knows how to make his money last.
Barry's column, "Ask Barry", is just his way of giving back to the bachelors, the starving students, and the budget-conscious singles.
Hopefully, Barry's wisdom can help make your bachelor life a little bit more bearable.
Confused In Calgary
Written by Barry
Dear Barry:
What the hell is "Ramen"?
Confused In Calgary
Dear Confused,
Dude, obviously you are still living at home and borrowing mom's Volkswagen Jetta to get to school. Maybe if you didn't have that silver spoon shoved so far up your butt you could use it to stir noodles, which is what Ramen is...err...are. Maybe tomorrow you can trade your shaved turkey panini with sprouts with a poor student for some weiner water soup just to see how the other half lives. Just don't spill any of it on your Banana Republic cardigan.
Barry knows what it's like to spend a week eating nothing but Eggo waffles and soda crackers. He's gone for weeks at a time without proper toilet paper, and he knows how to make his money last.
