Just because you're a bachelor (or bachelorette), you don't need to make excuses for your lifestyle. You know that you're too busy studying, working part-time, or watching necessary reality television programs to be able to properly maintain an unreal cleaning standard.
And that's okay. But if you think that your apartment, basement suite, or dorm room is getting a little too out-of-control, then maybe a few bachelor tips can help you make an adjustment, and make your living space just a tiny bit more tolerable to you, your roommate, and your friends.
Dude, obviously you are still living at home and borrowing mom's Volkswagen Jetta to get to school. Maybe if you didn't have that silver spoon shoved so far up your butt you could use it to stir noodles, which is what Ramen is...err...are. Maybe tomorrow you can trade your shaved turkey panini with sprouts with a poor student for some weiner water soup just to see how the other half lives. Just don't spill any of it on your Banana Republic cardigan.